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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Librarian Jokes - IV

Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
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Q: What do dogs and story tellers have in common?
A: They both have tails!
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Q: What is it called when someone gets suffocated by a book?
A: Literally murder!
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Q: Have you seen the Bruce Willis movie where an entire library gets destroyed?
It's called "Die Hardcover".
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Q: Why can't lawyers trick a librarian?
A: Because librarians can read the fine print.
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Q: What did the surfer say to the librarian?
A: Is my book over dude?
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