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Q: Why should you be careful about what you say around a librarian?
A: Because they can read lips.
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Q: What has a spine but, no bones?
A: A book.
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Q: Who's the biggest liar in school?
A: The Lie-brarian.
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Q: What did the librarian say to John Cusack?
A: Shhhhh! Don't Say Anything.
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Q: What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
A: Find space for a book.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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