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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles. Because there is a mile between each s.
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Q: What section of the library can you get bitten by a snake?
A: Hissssssstory.
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Q: Why did the book join the police?
A: He wanted to go undercover!
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Q: What kind of berry wants a coloring book?
A: A crayon-berry.
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Q: Why should you be careful about what you say around a librarian?
A: Because they can read lips.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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