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#1 2025-09-07 20:13:11

Jai Ganesh
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Lawyer Jokes - XIV

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid extra for a longer fight.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros?
A: The lawyer charges more.
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Q: What clothing do you wear to court?
A: A lawsuit.
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Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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