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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Farmer Jokes - IX

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony!
Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse!
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I was really impressed by the farmer I saw the other day.
He was out standing in his field.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wheel barrow.
Wheel barrow who?
Wheel barrow one pair of gloves please.
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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove it wasn't chicken!
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