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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dancer Jokes - I

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
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Q: What do cars do at the disco?
A: Brake dance
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Q: What do ghosts dance to?
A: Soul music.
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Q: What dance do all astronauts know?
A: The moonwalk.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco?
A: He had no body to dance with!
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