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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Construction Jokes - II

Q: What are the only two seasons in the South?
A: Football and Construction.
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Q: What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?
A: They both like to hammer spikes.
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Q: Why are lesbians lousy construction workers?
A: They don't know how to handle wood.
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Q: What's the difference between you and a nail?
A: A nail gets hammered all the time but you don't.
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I find construction work to be riveting.
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