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**Cat Jokes - V**

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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys?

A: You got to be kitten me.

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Q: What is a cat's favorite color?

A: Purrrple!

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Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

A: They both wear stripes!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?

A: A stripey sweater!

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Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!

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