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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,347

One liners - 618

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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It's better to have business with a drunk professional than a sober idiot.
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Teacher: "Can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth?"
Student: "Drin-king, smo-king, and tal-king!"
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I'm starting a new chapter of AA "Almost Alcoholics", their motto is, "Lets get sober, next week".
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Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards." Me: "And?"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.