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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.
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Why did the prawn leave the nightclub? Because he pulled a muscle.
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Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast? Because it does not have to stop to change color.
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A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.