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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,340

One liners - 511

Math puns are the first sine of madness!
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If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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My wife and I share a sense of humor. We have to. She doesn't have one.
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What do you call dog meat? Pet food.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.