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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,340

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Try to use this vacuum, it may help you remove the cobwebs in your mind.
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What do you call a young army? Infantry.
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Did you hear about the tailor who shredded all the neckwear? His company severed all ties.
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I wanted to do panic buying. I checked my account. I can only panic.
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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.