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#1 2023-07-21 19:19:06

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 372

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
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It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
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Neil Armstrong's only regret while he was alive was that he forgot to take a selfie on the moon.
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Why won't women make good Carpenters? Because men have been saying this much is a foot for years.
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Maybe adults aren't afraid of monsters under the bed anymore because we know that if we get eaten by one we won't have to go to work the next day.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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