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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,347

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If you cross an owl and a rooster, do you get a math that stays up all night?
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Where do fish work? The offish.
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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
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Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.
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Why did the prawn leave the nightclub? Because he pulled a muscle.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.