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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,347

One liners - 357

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away
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I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection
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THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
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Why are fish never good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net.
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Why did the turkey play drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.