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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,347

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
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I sent a clown to deliver some flowers to my wife... I thought it would be a romantic jester...
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I made a mistake at the grocery store.
I went to get 6 Sprites. Accidentally picked 7up.
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Wow, that was embarrassing. I opened my fridge and saw my salad dressing.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.