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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,334

One liners - 342

My walk of shame is walking past the people I just said goodbye to because I went in the wrong direction and had to go back.
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Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...
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The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.