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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 340

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
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Stories of untold sufferring never stay that way.
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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.