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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Live every day like it was the last day, and one day you won't miss.
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What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest.
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If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status. And the entry level employees would be up on the 60th floor.
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Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach become Secretary of Education.
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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.