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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,346

One liners - 225

I'm not trying to boss you around just do what I say.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Although I have to repeat myself several times for my children to listen, I take great comfort knowing that one day nothing will annoy them more than me repeating myself.
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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!
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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.