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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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I always give 100 %... which is why I lost my job as an exam marker!
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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Boss: "You're fired."
Me slam fist on the couch: "You woke me up for this?"
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He who hesitates is boss.
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What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.