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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,339

One liners - 180

I start every conversation with my employees by saying, "I shouldn't be telling you this" just so I know they will listen.
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What race is never run? A swimming race.
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?
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If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.