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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number.
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Two dogs are walking along a street. They are passed by a third dog driving a lorry load of logs. One turns to the other and says: "He started fetching a stick and built up the business from there."
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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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I've only been wrong once, and that's when I thought I was wrong.
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However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.