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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,339

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What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve? He got 12 months
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.
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I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for the dog to unlock my phone.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.