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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 169

Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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Autocorrect can go to He'll.
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A mate said he saw several elderly men repairing shoes in the back of a van. I reckon it's a load of old cobblers.
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Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today.
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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.