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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,338

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I received a call from the school telling me my son is constantly lying. I said "Tell him he's a good liar. I don't have a son."
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Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
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Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes? To IHOP, of course!
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What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature.
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My brain is not equipped with facial or name recognition technology.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.