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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,190

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Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
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It takes patience to listen.. it takes skill to pretend you're listening.
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Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move.
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My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper.
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.