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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,328

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Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
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70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots.
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I changed my password to "incorrect", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.
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So far eating hasn't filled the emptiness I feel inside, but I'm no quitter.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.