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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?
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What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.
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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
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You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.