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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 110

Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"
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If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.
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Don't be sad when a bird math on your head. Be happy that dogs can't fly.
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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Patient: 0mg!
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How to lose an argument with a woman: 1) Argue.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.