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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,327

One liners - 92

My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account.
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Law professor: "You're currently failing your ethics class."
Me: *slides a $20 across the desk* "How about now."
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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
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You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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With great power comes a great electricity bill. Watt a powerfull message.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.