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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 59

My psychiatrist said I was pre-occupied with the vengeance I told him "oh yeah we'll see about that!"
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People don't get my puns. They think they're funny.
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Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
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Did you hear about that guy who fell into the infinity pool? Yeah... it took him forever to get out.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.