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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 58

Everybody knows H2O is the formula for water. But what about ice? H2O2!
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What is the difference between sea lion and a seal? An electron.
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Telling chemistry jokes is only for the brave. Often, you get no reaction.
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What to do with a chemist who’s gotten sick? If you can’t curium and you can’t helium, find a good spot to barium.
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My experiment blew up, annihilating the entire lab. But that’s life, oxidants happen.
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