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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 55

So oxygen and potassium went on a date together. It was very much OK.
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They’re adding a new element to the period table. It is Oh – the element of surprise.
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What is the difference between organic chemistry and zoology? Organic chemists study organic compounds. Zoologists study organic compounds that run around.
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Why did the Ministry of Defense order large amounts of acid? The army planned an operation to neutralize an enemy base.
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Why are so many chemists addicted to alcohol? Because they are sure alcohol is a solution.
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