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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 53

The real problem is not to create a perfect universal solvent, but to find something you could keep it in.
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Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… OMG!
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Hey, did you just throw sodium chloride at my head?! That’s a salt!
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Organic chemistry is a tough science. You can run into alkynes of trouble.
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How can you tell that hydrogen’s been romping with oxygen? - There’s a puddle of water on the floor.
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