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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 55

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will rise and shine!
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I hate insects puns, they really bug me.
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
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Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles "how to read a book".
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.