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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 53

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
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Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
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I'll be ill if you remove the apostrophe.
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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything".
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.