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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 50

I have an inferiority complex but it's not a very good one.
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For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts.
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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.