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#1 2005-03-28 05:34:53

superted
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Another Blonde Joke

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

i mean nothing by this. it is just funny

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#2 2005-03-28 07:55:07

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

ohh ohh sorry blondes i wudent want 2 offend you it's... it's... just funny!!! G.E.E.K

Last edited by stewie (2005-03-28 07:55:49)


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#3 2005-03-31 01:00:26

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

shtup


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#4 2005-04-01 04:37:28

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

I think that those sort of jokes aren't nice to people with blonde hair; just because a person has that certain hair colour it doesn't neccessarily mean that their IQ is particularly low.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#5 2005-04-13 05:06:09

Mr T
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

are you blonde


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#6 2005-04-15 06:25:24

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

ha! shes ignoring you lol


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#7 2005-04-15 10:09:26

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

So, are blonde jokes "hairist" ?


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#8 2005-04-16 05:18:07

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Wanna know why they keep blonde jokes short ?

So men can remember them

There's one for the ladys

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#9 2005-04-16 05:19:58

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Mr T wrote:

are you blonde

No. I have red hair.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#10 2005-04-16 11:07:54

Zach
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Ha. Fools. You all have rubbish hair, compared to mine.

... Alright, maybe not. darn Ginger hair. O.o


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I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#11 2005-04-16 22:28:06

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Mine stands out so much it's rather embarassing.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#12 2005-04-19 07:29:06

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Dye it if its that bad


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#13 2005-04-19 08:40:52

Zach
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Get long ginger hair and you will rule the world!


Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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#14 2005-04-19 10:49:52

MathsIsFun
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Can red hair be dyed easily? What would your friends think if you turned up blonde one day !

(Ummm ... let's look at the maths of hair colour?)


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#15 2005-04-20 04:58:15

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

What's the maths of hair colour?


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#16 2005-04-20 05:32:21

Mr T
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

i think it was a naughty word censored out


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#17 2005-04-20 10:04:58

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Mr T wrote:

i think it was a naughty word censored out

Indeed not !

I was just curious to see if there was any link between hair colour and maths ...

... which of course there is ... in many ways ... percentage of people who are blonde for example ... oh, never mind roll


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#18 2005-04-20 21:46:26

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

2 blondes walked into a bar* bwhamng* you would have thought one of them have seen it.

if a blonde tony blair bush and a bottle of wine got dropped off the empire state building whop would hit the floor first??????


the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1

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#19 2005-04-21 07:03:56

Mr T
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

it was a naughty word wasn't it


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool

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#20 2005-04-21 07:05:54

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

No, not at all.
Why don't we look at the science of hair colour? That might be interesting.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#21 2005-04-21 11:41:22

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

or maybe it minght not ahh well you could allways make a graph and find a percentage of people with white hair.
if you so desperately wanted to do that

and do people even ready my posts ??????


the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1

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#22 2005-05-05 07:10:06

Roraborealis
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Yeah.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#23 2005-05-05 08:17:30

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

i dont ready them big_smile


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
cool Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name cool

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#24 2005-07-12 09:27:41

Roraborealis
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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Read them.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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#25 2005-07-19 22:40:25

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

If you don't read posts, how do you know they're there?


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