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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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One liners - 19

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.