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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 82

Would you rather have a 250 pound dog chase you or a lion?
Um… I’d rather he chased the lion.
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How do you tell the difference between a Labrador and a marine biologist?
The one wags a tale, the other tags a whale.
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Go on, ask a dog how’s life.
He’ll most likely answer, „Ruff!
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Do you seek a good laugh?
Draw eyebrows on your dog.  It works.
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A dog sits in a bar, sipping a bourbon.
A customer walks up to him and says, “It’s not often that I see a dog drinking bourbon here!”
The dog sniffs, “Yeah, hardly a surprise at these prices.”
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