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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 78

What's always taken before you can get it?
Your picture.
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A man limps to the doctor’s office and gasps, “Doctor, I was bitten by my dog.”
The doctor checks, “Did you put anything on it?”
“No, he seemed to be enjoying the taste without any condiments.”
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Teacher explains to the children in civic education, “Every minute that I stand here talking to you, 12 people die.”
Little Johnny raises his hand, “perhaps you could try some mouthwash?”
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They’re introducing facial recognition in smart phones.
I’m guessing 60% of women will have serious problems calling anyone in the mornings.
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I asked what I should bring to the party. The hosts said – nothing, just bring a happy face.
I had to cancel.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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