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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,281

Short Funny Jokes - 74

Have I told you the joke about the roof?
Actually, never mind, it would be way over your head!
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Teacher cracks down on Little Johnny: “Come now, Johnny! Admit it. You had your parents help you with the homework, didn’t you?”
Little Johnny replies: “Absolutely not. They did it all by themselves!“
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Antonia buys 5 chocolate bars. Her friend Julie asks her for 2 of them. How many chocolate bars does Antonia end up with?
Answer: Five. Antonia is quite a greedy girl.
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What is every pirate’s favorite letter?
(Everyone answers Arrr)
Yeah, you’d think it’s R, but it’s really C!
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Doctor: “Can you describe the snake that bit you?”
Patient: “Yes. It looked like an angry rope."
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MathIsMagical

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From: Encanto

Registered: 2022-03-05

Posts: 10

Re: Short Funny Jokes - 74

antonia is like me...did i just say that? maybe not.

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call me a queen uwu cuz im cute uwu and im better than u guys uwu and i deserve to have a life uwu unlike u guys uwu and im smarter than u cuz i know that 1+1=2 uwu and i am glam uwu i love myself uwu i am galaxy girl uwu i am infinity girl uwu