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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 68

Cute little bunny walks into a pharmacy and asks if they have carrot ice cream.
“No. This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell ice cream.”
Bunny leaves. But it comes back the next day and again asks, “Do you have carrot ice cream?”
“No, Bunny! This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell ice cream!“
Bunny leaves – but comes again the next day. And the next day, and so on, until after about two weeks, the pharmacist caves in and personally gets carrot ice cream for the next time the bunny comes.
The bunny does come, and again asks, “Do you have carrot ice cream?”
“Today, Bunny, today we do!” smiles the pharmacist.
The bunny says: “Well then don't eat it. It tastes horrible!“
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Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam."
Roger: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!"
Teacher: "Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that."
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What begins with P, ends with E, and has a gazillion letters in it?
The Post Office!
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What did the traffic light say to car?
Can you look away? I’m changing.
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Why did the teacher have to put the lights on?
His class was too dim!
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