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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 66

The teacher is asking the children what is their favorite instrument.
Little Johnny replies: The school bell.
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Mother knocks on her son’s door, “It’s late. Are you still behind your computer screen playing video games?“
The son replies, “Of course not. I’m in front of it.”
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What spends its days lying about on the ground but never gets dirty?
A shadow.
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What is the preferred food of runners?
Fast food.
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Father: And, how do you like going to school?
Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between kind of ruins it!
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