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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 47

Nurse to a doctor: Doctor, here’s your list of heart, liver and kidney donors. I already sorted them alphabetically.
Doctor: Excellent job. Seriously well organ-ized.
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I got very lonely lately, so I bought some shares.
It's much nicer having some company.
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What would you call an obese psychic?
A four-chin teller.
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37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court.
They will be sentenced next Friday.
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Which country's capital is the fastest growing?
Answer: Ireland's.
Every year it's Dublin.
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