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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 46

A guy goes to a doctor because he’s got a strawberry growing out of his chest. The doctor looks,  examines and finally says, “Let me give you some cream to put on it.”
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The longest I've ever gone without a pun was 7 days. Pretty weak.
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I Googled "how to start a wildfire".
I got 48,500 matches.
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A patient bursts into a doctor's office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."
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This gravity joke is getting a bit old, but I fall for it every time.
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