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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 44

Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?
A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.
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Q: What is at the center of Earth?
A: An R. (eaRth)
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Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
A: The rust.
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Q: When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?
A: Nowhere, it is still going.
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Q: A glider lands precisely on the border between the US and Canada, one wing in each country. Which country gets the engine?
A: Gliders have no engine.
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