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- Jai Ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 25
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: Its OK. He woke up.
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A: Why does your nose run?
B: Because it can't walk.
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Q: What do you call the child of parents from Iceland and Cuba?
A: An ice cube.
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Q. What do you call a fly without wings?
A. A walk.
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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