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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 18

Q: How did the ghost go on vacation?
A: By scareplane!
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Q: What did one streetlight say to the other?
A: "Don't look, I'm changing."
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Q: What can only be used after it is broken?
A: An egg.
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It is vey time consuming.
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Teacher: "Why does a stone sink in water when you thrown it in?"
Student: "Because it does not know how to swim."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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